Those stairs are NOT SAFE (where are those damn rails and what about the old people?!), one slip and your face will be sticking out of your ass which will also be embedded within the stone at the very bottom, and of course, Fen just has to lie down and stick her face over the edge UPSIDE-DOWN! If I had to climb those, I’d be crawling on my hands and knees and hugging that wall so hard (how would I hug the wall and crawl at the same time I don’t know) that there’ll be handprints on it forever. And also, where did that light come from between the second panel and the next?
It’s not a set of stairs meant for just anyone to be walking up :p As for the light, that’s the top of the stairs in the third panel, and looking down in the second.
There are NOWHERE NEAR seven thousand steps from the foot of the mountain to the top of High Hrothgar, at most it’s a few hundred >=( The Greybeards are just a bunch’a lyin’ scumbehgs.
Do you by chance know a certain interesting NPC Kajhet? I met him in a inn at the foot of the mountain complaining that there are no 7,000 steps but a plot to decive. Little fool wouldn’t like any answer I told him except for the truth that they were too worn to count.
Not a bad guy but a bit of a nutter. As for steps as in stair steps not there are not 7,000 it’s fully true but I think that the Greybeards have been misunderstanding their own legend. 7000 steps as in a single placement of a foot as you walk not step as in masonry that help you climb.
Of course I’ve been to the wheels of Lull and the things there are quite disturbing what with half machine beings running around yelling stuff about butter and little beeping beetles everywhere.
Thank Fuck…. heh heh never heard it put quite like that.. I’m guna have ot steal it off you now. x3. Haha! I cant even think the phrase with out getting just a lil gitty. xD
This reminds me of a concert I went to a few weeks back. The venue was up in the mountains then you park and begin your first ascent. Then you get to the second path bolted into the side of some giant rocks and begin the second ascent. Finally you get to the landing and can begin the third and final ascent to your seat. Was the show worth it, Definitely.
Fen, I feel your pain and frustration.
P.S. I would post a couple of reference pics but am unsure how.
Mm.. No, I think what really got me was the fact that it was structured by idiots who have no understanding of level design, the mechanics were rougher than normal, they relied really heavily on pack bosses and mobs that swarm you and the game as a whole was designed specifically to waste as much of your time as possible.
Examples of the latter:
– Shrine of Amana as a melee class forces you to camp and snipe every single pack to avoid pulling multiple packs
– The winter-town DLC’s big white snowstorm area, where you get to literally run for five minutes without a single thing happening on a white screen every time you fail to beat the double-boss
– The end boss of the primary game. Leave the bonfire, turn left, go down the stairs, wait for two mobs to activate, kill two mobs, wait 30 seconds for the door to open, run for three minutes down a winding path with nothing on it. Every. Single. Time.
– NPC invaders that will straight up run away down a hole where you cannot fucking go as a melee character without slowly sniping your way through
– The crypt area before meeting the king forces you to swing under the stairs and very carefully kill several skelemans because otherwise you’re gonna be fighting a lot MORE mobs. Again, every fucking time.
Now, I’m being technical here, but isn’t that what all those flowers want? I mean, they’re just waving their reproductive organs around there trying to get as much attention as possible so that someone else can enable their extended orgy?
Fen, if you really want to ruin a plant’s day, try something more incendiary, and less sexual. 😉
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The reference doth escape me, though ‘wafer of flame’ sounds like a most novel substitute for a match-stick, should one need an alternative tech development storyline.
this is an awsome whatever you call it.
“And fuck you for being worth it” I laughed so hard as I read this
Those stairs are NOT SAFE (where are those damn rails and what about the old people?!), one slip and your face will be sticking out of your ass which will also be embedded within the stone at the very bottom, and of course, Fen just has to lie down and stick her face over the edge UPSIDE-DOWN! If I had to climb those, I’d be crawling on my hands and knees and hugging that wall so hard (how would I hug the wall and crawl at the same time I don’t know) that there’ll be handprints on it forever. And also, where did that light come from between the second panel and the next?
It’s not a set of stairs meant for just anyone to be walking up :p As for the light, that’s the top of the stairs in the third panel, and looking down in the second.
“your face will be sticking out of your ass” what?
yeah we got some OSHA violations
I love the blue baller & red rocket I just have to know what their powers are
Red Rocket can summon anything from the void and Blue Baller’s got nature-powers :p
Just finished reading up to this point for the first time and I must say…. Damn Im thirsty
:3 Well good thing there’s always more on the horizon.
Can you be my “Horizon” 0_o
Ah ! The (in)famous stair therapy ! Remind of stuff I did back in the day !
Many things look so pale in comparison…
“Holy shit I was mad but now I’m super exhausted and mad.”
At least they weren’t the 7000 steps to High Hrothgar. The Greybeards could never be as awesome as that little nature scene.
There are NOWHERE NEAR seven thousand steps from the foot of the mountain to the top of High Hrothgar, at most it’s a few hundred >=( The Greybeards are just a bunch’a lyin’ scumbehgs.
Yeah.But it is totally worth the climb.Dont you think.
And they wont complain, only one of them can talk without destroying the whole moutian.
To see a stanky old temple full of super old dudes? Not really, can’t see much across the horizon either since it’s white and shitty everywhere >=(
Do you by chance know a certain interesting NPC Kajhet? I met him in a inn at the foot of the mountain complaining that there are no 7,000 steps but a plot to decive. Little fool wouldn’t like any answer I told him except for the truth that they were too worn to count.
Not a bad guy but a bit of a nutter. As for steps as in stair steps not there are not 7,000 it’s fully true but I think that the Greybeards have been misunderstanding their own legend. 7000 steps as in a single placement of a foot as you walk not step as in masonry that help you climb.
Of course I’ve been to the wheels of Lull and the things there are quite disturbing what with half machine beings running around yelling stuff about butter and little beeping beetles everywhere.
Thank Fuck…. heh heh never heard it put quite like that.. I’m guna have ot steal it off you now. x3. Haha! I cant even think the phrase with out getting just a lil gitty. xD
Around me, that’s a normal phrase. :p
You’d never heard of it till that day? It might just be me being English, that phrase is extremely commonplace, I use it frequently.
This reminds me of a concert I went to a few weeks back. The venue was up in the mountains then you park and begin your first ascent. Then you get to the second path bolted into the side of some giant rocks and begin the second ascent. Finally you get to the landing and can begin the third and final ascent to your seat. Was the show worth it, Definitely.
Fen, I feel your pain and frustration.
P.S. I would post a couple of reference pics but am unsure how.
.. Was this in Norway? That sounds like a very Norway thing.. :p
Nope west side of the “Mile High City” Denver, CO….that name has a much funnier meaning nowadays.
â™Hiiiggh~way to-♪
The mountain top!
And I won’t, back, down~♪
♪ Gonna stand my ground, Won’t be turned around, and I’ll keep this world from dragging me down. Gonna stand my ground and I won’t back down ♪
Just thin bout it fen……… U got a walk back down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIMrFpnfvyI
– Fenfen
Sorry fen but this dragon is in hell atm
“…And FUCK YOU for being worth it!” My experience with Dark Souls in a nutshell.
Pretty much, yeah :p
You’ve played Dark Souls?
Of course, I’m a great fan of the series. Except 2, I hated 2.
Let me guess, having to level two different attributes just to have acceptable i-frames when rolling is what got to you?
Mm.. No, I think what really got me was the fact that it was structured by idiots who have no understanding of level design, the mechanics were rougher than normal, they relied really heavily on pack bosses and mobs that swarm you and the game as a whole was designed specifically to waste as much of your time as possible.
Examples of the latter:
– Shrine of Amana as a melee class forces you to camp and snipe every single pack to avoid pulling multiple packs
– The winter-town DLC’s big white snowstorm area, where you get to literally run for five minutes without a single thing happening on a white screen every time you fail to beat the double-boss
– The end boss of the primary game. Leave the bonfire, turn left, go down the stairs, wait for two mobs to activate, kill two mobs, wait 30 seconds for the door to open, run for three minutes down a winding path with nothing on it. Every. Single. Time.
– NPC invaders that will straight up run away down a hole where you cannot fucking go as a melee character without slowly sniping your way through
– The crypt area before meeting the king forces you to swing under the stairs and very carefully kill several skelemans because otherwise you’re gonna be fighting a lot MORE mobs. Again, every fucking time.
And so on and so forth. If you wanna see my FULL rant on this, I actually have SEVERAL of them on my Tumblr.
http://feretta.tumblr.com/post/119934636837/woah-woah-fer-stop-right-there-what-do-you
That one’s probably my most elaborate :p
Man, that was WAY more savage than I thought it would be. Have you played Salt and Sanctuary? It’s basically Dark Souls meets Castlevania.
Not yet, no. I was planning to though.
Now for a nice and relaxing “roll in the grass”
Or at least a lot of meditation. 😀
Or some nude yoga
Downward dragon would be a good one to try ;p
Now, I’m being technical here, but isn’t that what all those flowers want? I mean, they’re just waving their reproductive organs around there trying to get as much attention as possible so that someone else can enable their extended orgy?
Fen, if you really want to ruin a plant’s day, try something more incendiary, and less sexual. 😉
I don’t think she has any werfers of flammens.
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The reference doth escape me, though ‘wafer of flame’ sounds like a most novel substitute for a match-stick, should one need an alternative tech development storyline.
Flammenwerfer means flamethrower. Roughly, my german isn’t that good.
Fuck you nature.
Yeah! How dare it be pretty when she’s trying to be mad!?
now for the hard part >:)
Yep! Calming down. :p